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Captain’s Mystery Chest
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Captain’s Mystery Chest

Captain’s Mystery Chest

$219.00 USD
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Set sail for instant fun. Captain Mystery packed this chest with at least 24 individually wrapped surprises, each one a spark for your party, game night, or gift exchange. No two chests are the same. Your chest arrives gift ready in our signature full color SurpriseChest box that looks like real treasure.

Perfect for

  • Birthdays and office shenanigans
  • White elephant, reverse white elephant, or gift roulette
  • Family game night, dorm hangouts, holiday chaos
What's Inside?

Each chest is a true mystery, even to us. We do not open or pre-sort the individual packages. All items are sealed and unopened as received. Actual contents vary, and may include:

  • Undeliverable packages
  • Unclaimed packages
  • Overstock products
  • Customer returns
  • Cancelled orders

Most items arrive in their original or shipper packaging. Some packages may show box or label wear. That unpredictability is part of the fun.
Shipping
  • Free domestic shipping on every chest*
  • Dispatched within 3 to 5 business days
  • Carried by UPS, steady as she goes
  • Stowed in a sturdy 24 × 18 × 18 crate
  • Ships in our signature full color SurpriseChest box, ready to gift on arrival
  • A tracking link is sent when your chest sets sail
    *Excludes Alaska and Hawaii.
Disclaimer
  • Contents are a mystery. Selection and condition vary by inventory.
  • Packages are sealed as received. We do not open or test items, and we cannot verify contents, completeness, or functionality.
  • Packaging may show carrier or warehouse wear. Some items may be incomplete or missing parts. Follow any manufacturer instructions.
  • Use caution when opening. Keep small parts and packaging away from children. Not for children under 3. Adult supervision recommended.
  • All sales are final. No refunds, returns, or exchanges, except where required by law.
  • Requests to cancel before shipping, if approved, may incur a 5% transaction fee.
  • To the extent permitted by law, our liability for any claim related to your order is limited to the amount you paid for that order. This does not affect your statutory rights.
  • By purchasing, you confirm you are 18 or older and agree to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.

FREE PIRATE HAT & EYE PATCH IN EVERY BOX

CAPTAIN'S PROMISE

We curate for variety and quality, not filler. You get a real mix, real value, and real laughs. Handle sharp items with care, keep small parts away from little pirates.

Customer Reviews

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Pete Sake

Like opening a time capsule put together by the world’s most eccentric pirate. Would do it again in a heartbeat.

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Chris P. Bacon

Opened the box with my kids. They screamed when they saw the bubble machine. I screamed when I saw the whoopee cushion. Everybody wins.

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Barry Cuda

Like a treasure hunt in my living room. I laughed, I gasped, and I may have danced with the rubber flamingo I found. Zero regrets.

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Hugh Jass

Inside: a disco ball, a pack of temporary tattoos, and a mug that says ‘World’s Okayest Pirate.’ My coffee tastes braver now.

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Justin Time

I opened my box and found a pirate flag, a jar of marbles, and a toaster that looks like a spaceship. I have no idea what is going on, but I am here for it.

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